30 Hilarious Insights From Kids About Love and Marriage

I just love how kids think. I love kids. I love love.

We can definitely learn a little (or a lot) from them about love and relationships.

Happy Valentines Day!

“Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” — John, age 9
“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” — Mae, age 9
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” — Tom, age 5
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” — Mike, 10
“My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” — Carolyn, age 8
“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” — Kenny, age 7
“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” — Ava, age 8
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” — Regina, age 10
“Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.” — Floyd, age 9
“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” — Dave, age 8
“When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” — Wendy, age 8
“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” — Jim, age 10
“If it’s your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it’s a new person, you have to ask permission.” — Roger, age 6
“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That’s why I stopped doing it.” — Tammy, age 10
“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” — Curt, age 7
“The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It’s the right thing to do.” — Howard, age 8
“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita, age 8
“It isn’t always how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything, and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” — Brian, age 7
“See if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” — John, age 9
“Married people usually look happy to talk to other people.” — Eddie, age 6
“You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.” — Derrick, age 8
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.” — Kirsten, age 10
“If you want someone to love you tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” — Del, age 6
“I you want them to love you, shake your hips and hope for the best.” — Camille, age 9
“Yell out that you love the person at the top of your lungs…and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” — Manuel, age 8
“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” — Dick, age 7
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” — Ricky, age 7
“Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.” — Erin, age 8
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” — Erin, age 8
“Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.” — Natalie, age 9